heh, Once upon a time, after all there was.. a time.. haah. I was a sane, happy, ordinary man. I had a wife, and family and a good job too! ha, but man, how things change, and it all changed because of one. bad. day.
Let's see, hmm. haha, yes, I was working for honest money many years ago, when I still had a wife, before I even met my darling harley. hmm. Yeah, I was working as a comedian at the time, when I made a mistake, hahaha, I have made a lot of mistakes... That's where most of these scars came from... my mistakes... what a joke.
Anyway, no one could understand my humor so I struggled as a comedian to provide for the family, and then one day... everything, hahahahaha, it all changed.
Sometimes, when life decides to play a joke, it goes over the top to make sure that you find the humor in it. so hahaa, one day I left for work only to find out that I had been laid off.. such good news for a man with his pregnant wife, hahaha. I return home to find my wife, lying dead on the floor, shot to death when some petty thief decided that my fine china was worth more than my wife's life. hahaha funny the price tags we put on people.
Well, I decided I had had it! I would get even with my wife's killer if it drove me insane. hahahaahhaa. well, I guess you could say that, it did. anyway, there aren't a lot of ways to arrange someone's death by working an honest job, so honestly, I was sick of that pace of work, so I decided to branch out, you know try my hand at this, and try it at that... so I found my true love, I didn't fear death because, well you see, I had nothing to lose. I never did since my wife and child had been taken from me. ah, killing that man was soooo enjoyable, giving him what he deserved, or it would have been...
if Bats hadn't gone and got in the way. Well, I had tracked my wife's killer to a chemical factory just outside of Gotham, and ah yes, I found him too! Had him in my grasp on the second floor, overlooking the chemical mixtures. Well, what with my luck, Bats decided to drop by, and he saved my enemy, and pushed me over the edge into Insanity, and I must say, it's rather pleasant here. I've enjoyed myself so far, what with this and that. When I managed to get myself out of the chemicals I knew something had changed, for I no longer struggled with the my purpose, so longer did I feel a need to kill my wife's killer... no, now I felt a rage like nothing before, my fury blinded me and I accepted it gladly. I would see the end to the Batman, for his crimes against me, He took my revenge and ruined me by it. He saved a murderer who ruined my life twelve long years ago. I will have my vengeance against this caped crusader, for he will have to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight,
and I the Clown Prince of Crime, shall be that devil that will haunt him forever, in every corner of his mind, until I have destroyed this disgrace of justice. He will be mine, and insanity will have him, and his downfall... I will make a killing off of the joke, that which was once the Batman, aaaahahahahha hahaa haa haaaha ahaha He will be no more, and I can find peace.
Anyway, no one could understand my humor so I struggled as a comedian to provide for the family, and then one day... everything, hahahahaha, it all changed.
Sometimes, when life decides to play a joke, it goes over the top to make sure that you find the humor in it. so hahaa, one day I left for work only to find out that I had been laid off.. such good news for a man with his pregnant wife, hahaha. I return home to find my wife, lying dead on the floor, shot to death when some petty thief decided that my fine china was worth more than my wife's life. hahaha funny the price tags we put on people.
Well, I decided I had had it! I would get even with my wife's killer if it drove me insane. hahahaahhaa. well, I guess you could say that, it did. anyway, there aren't a lot of ways to arrange someone's death by working an honest job, so honestly, I was sick of that pace of work, so I decided to branch out, you know try my hand at this, and try it at that... so I found my true love, I didn't fear death because, well you see, I had nothing to lose. I never did since my wife and child had been taken from me. ah, killing that man was soooo enjoyable, giving him what he deserved, or it would have been...
if Bats hadn't gone and got in the way. Well, I had tracked my wife's killer to a chemical factory just outside of Gotham, and ah yes, I found him too! Had him in my grasp on the second floor, overlooking the chemical mixtures. Well, what with my luck, Bats decided to drop by, and he saved my enemy, and pushed me over the edge into Insanity, and I must say, it's rather pleasant here. I've enjoyed myself so far, what with this and that. When I managed to get myself out of the chemicals I knew something had changed, for I no longer struggled with the my purpose, so longer did I feel a need to kill my wife's killer... no, now I felt a rage like nothing before, my fury blinded me and I accepted it gladly. I would see the end to the Batman, for his crimes against me, He took my revenge and ruined me by it. He saved a murderer who ruined my life twelve long years ago. I will have my vengeance against this caped crusader, for he will have to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight,
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